Saturday, March 14, 2009

Let's Get Serious

It's time to figure out our porn star names.

You take the name of your first pet and add the street you grew up on.

I'm Buddy Mechanic.

19 comments:

Billy Glad said...

Scientists are going to try to drive the Northwest Passage.

If they make it, they can try the Donner Pass next.

Billy Glad said...

My wife's porn star name turns out to be Apache Moonlight. Yum!

Antepilani said...

Kafka Sealy? What's my angle?

My son's is better

Bingo Applewhite...LOL

Billy Glad said...

So AIG says it has to pay $100 million in bonuses to the incompetents who brought the US financial system down.

All right. But do we have to keep them with the firm? They all have contracts, right?

Tell you what I'd do. No bonuses. Fire anybody who doesn't like it. Use the money that would have gone to bonuses to hire lawyers to defend AIG and the government from the incompetents. Contracts? Fire the people who wrote them.

Or not one penny of taxpayer money more!

I am sick of these people. And I'm sick of the Obama administration's inability to deal with them.

Snap! If it were a poor family living on some land the goddam government wanted, the government would know how to get the land.

quinn the eskimo said...

I was gonna try to argue it was "Footlong High-Speed Overpass" or something, but figured you all wouldn't buy it.

"Kenya Wickham."

Jesus Billy. I hope to God you don't have a twin sister. "Buddy Mechanic?"

gasket said...

Billy Clifton.

Awesome.

quinn, you're an English spinster, not a porn star, LOL!

quinn the eskimo said...

“We cannot attract & retain the best & the brightest talent to lead & staff A.I.G. businesses— which are now being operated principally on behalf of American taxpayers — if employees believe their compensation is subject to continued & arbitrary adjustment by the U.S. Treasury,” he wrote Mr. Geithner. The government owns nearly 80% of the company.

Just incredible. Can you IMAGINE if a Government agency & its staff had done this? Their bonuses are apparently tied to how well they SELL OFF the remaining parts.

As for you Gasket, I'll have you know that the term "Wickham" originated from the GIGANTIC wicks the British Army used to have on their BIGGEST cannons.

Or something.

Billy Glad said...

Did you see too that Obama is now saying he's willing to implement the McCain plan and tax employer paid insurance benefits to pay for his health plan? It's all too wierd for me.

Tom Manoff said...

Wolfgang Sexton

GirlFromTheBronx said...

Muñeca Grand Concourse

quinn the eskimo said...

God, ALL of you have better porn names than mine.

Although "Grand Concourse" has to take the cake! Still laughing...

Billy Glad said...

Grand Concourse. Yes. Challenging. Even a little daunting.

donnerpass said...

Mean Guy, that there nor'west passage ain't there. Ask Lewis and what's his name. I don't know nothing t'all about this porn star thing you're pushing. I think you might mean horn star. I get a certain idea on that. Now as to critters called pets, up here in the snow yer talking stewed bones long gone. As fer as that global warm up, I'm not for it...

wouldn't want the snow pack too far down if ya gits my meanin' -dag nabit.

Decidere said...

Sarge Vista at your cervix.

Decidere said...

You all think it's funny, messing with the dark side, but soon it goes from just coming up with clever names to when you start dressing out your fantasies.

Don't click

(And yeah, it would be better if I could post img tags)

Decidere said...

And if you never thought of Gandhi as a heroic gay porn-movie icon, here's your chance.

Decidere said...

And after "Mastering Vibrato" and "Batons for Conductors", I don't think GftB needs any porn names, she's hooked into the vibe already.

Though the Grand Concourse part makes me think of a Marianne Faithful joke - "Why am I like Berlin? Many armies have been through me". She should have been our generation's Mae West, don't know what happened.

quinn the eskimo said...

Des. I might've been able to overlook the Tron links. But Tron plus Gandhi-porn?

Holy shit. Are you ok? Like... TRON?

Billy Glad said...

I'm so disgusted with the AIG bonus deal, I actually sent an email to Obama.

An act of sheer desperation.