Tuesday, June 2, 2009


I keep thinking, if we stay with it long enough, we can improvise our way to something important, some clear statement of what it is to be human. Some reader, years from now, might find that theme in these notes. People were here. They had jobs. They had lovers. Husbands and wives. Some of them had kids. Their world was changing fast. Sometimes, it seemed to be coming down around their ears. But they went to movies, danced, listened to music, watched TV, made it to the grocery store. They read books. They talked about the things they saw and heard. Like you, Reader. They tried to be direct, unmediated and genuinely human in what they thought and said. To keep things and people in perspective. They hung out. And they all had porn star names. But the women didn't like to give head.

First thing I thought when I heard Harry Reid said Sonia Sotomayor was "the whole package" was: "Yes. But does she swallow?"


quinn the eskimo said...

Not even a week since that promise went out to the GFTB.

"As clear as an unmuddied lake, Girl. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Girl."

And now Billy reveals... his first thoughts on Sotomayor.

You are in such shit with the Girl.

Billy Glad said...

I know. But it was on my mind, because only last weekend, I was at dinner with some friends, and we were talking about how tense it was going to be when the girls were teenagers, and I said I remember we used to think BJs didn't count. Then I learned after over 50 years of doing this sex thing that some, maybe even most, women don't really enjoy giving head. They just do it for the guy. And I never really understood that, I guess. Then I remembered my friend Michael, telling me women don't really like to give head. He blamed it on their mothers telling them don't put this or that in your mouth. You don't know where that thing's been. I just felt like such a dunce. Like, man, I was so easy to fool. But what does Harry mean by that "whole package" remark anyway? What was I supposed to think?

GirlfromtheBronx said...

Billy, you've been a bad boy. So I've scheduled a 90 minute visit with the KomoILSAgator. She will Moby your Dick til it's the Last of the Mohicans, and when she's through, you'll need more than Buddy the Mechanic to get you back into shape. Now, try to behave. It's not going to be pretty.

Oh, and answer to--"But does she swallow?"

Of course not, she's a diabetic. All those carbs and fructose would send her into diabetic shock!

Decidere said...

As the resident Komogator, I can vouch that women don't like to give head *OR* torso, but rest assured, I swallow even if they don't.

quinn the eskimo said...

What are the odds that a set consisting of {Komogator, Sotomayor, Blow Job and Diabetes} would someday end up being discussed together.

Ya see that Billy? A dream come true. Direct. Unmediated. Genuinely human.

And yet, still porny.

quinn the eskimo said...

And points for "give head *OR* torso." Line of the day.

Billy Glad said...

In all honesty, I probably should have asked the question about Harry Reid. He sucks, but does he swallow? I'm not sure why I find him so irritating. I used to like him.

GirlfromtheBronx said...

Komogators, Fellationados,
Tillanookies, why can't they all just get along?