President Obama proudly announces that the world has avoided a financial disaster. I hereby proclaim the salvation of the world economy, and, possibly, the human race, that wiley Obamaman said.
Amazingly, he failed to take credit for the fact that the swine flu has turned out to be less lethal than we feared and that colony collapse disorder, while always imminent, has not devastated The Hive yet. He also neglected to remind us that we weren't hit by an asteroid this year.
Only a matter of time before we find images of the Obamaman in tree trunks, water stains, peeling wallpaper and burned tortillas.