Friday, July 10, 2009

That's A Relief

President Obama proudly announces that the world has avoided a financial disaster. I hereby proclaim the salvation of the world economy, and, possibly, the human race, that wiley Obamaman said.

Amazingly, he failed to take credit for the fact that the swine flu has turned out to be less lethal than we feared and that colony collapse disorder, while always imminent, has not devastated The Hive yet. He also neglected to remind us that we weren't hit by an asteroid this year.

Only a matter of time before we find images of the Obamaman in tree trunks, water stains, peeling wallpaper and burned tortillas.

6 comments:

Decidere said...

I was just looking at guppies developing in rain puddles, and I swear I saw his face.

Billy Glad said...

Today he elevated the Vatican to the status of a "country." Tomorrow, who knows what that wiley Obamaman, formerly known as The One, will do.

Decidere said...

He asked the Pope to pray for Teddy Kennedy. And there I thought the Kennedies were like, God.

Still, all joking aside, how fucked up is that?

Billy Glad said...

What did the Pope say? We've done enough for Teddy?

Decidere said...

Should have been dead a year go - if it hadn't been for the Pope. Don't cross him - he's got connections - spiritual in the Vatican, industrial in Germany - a new breed.

Billy Glad said...

And he has great health insurance, even if he doesn't need it.