Saturday, April 17, 2010

I'm Barring Michael Savage, Too

AP reports that the U.K.'s law and order chief, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, is barring popular American talk-radio host, Michael Savage, who broadcasts from San Francisco and has called the Muslim holy book, the Quran, a "book of hate." Savage also has enraged parents of children with autism by saying in most cases it's "a brat (Ed note: with a cat?) who hasn't been told to cut the act out."

Savage told the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com that he was considering legal action against Smith for defamation.

"She's linking me with mass murderers who are in prison for killing Jewish children on buses? For my speech? The country where the Magna Carta was created?" the web site quoted Savage as (Ed note: petulantly?) saying Tuesday.

Apparently, Smith figures Savage is a hate monger. Not a bad reason to keep him out of the country. But I have a better reason for keeping him out of The Hive. He's an asshole. The kind of asshole who would walk all over other people's privacy and rights, then make a federal case out of someone considering him a persona non grata. I may have to put up with hogs, eskimos, atom bombs, music critics, armored elves, wing nuts, lurkers and scantily clad women around here, but I don't have to put up with the number three asshole on conservative talk radio. Quack nostrums or quack ideas, it's all the same third-rate crap. Limburger and Vanity are welcome. But if Sewage wants to hang out, he has to get his numbers up. Or bring Ann Coulter with him so I can try to diminish her mental capacity further.

11 comments:

Antepilani said...

It's not news, it's talk radio.

It's like FOX...entertainment value only. Something to listen to while you roll in your metal coffin on the way to the job you hate.

I dislike Hannity the most...He can't get off Reagan's nut hairs

quinn the eskimo said...

We could go the other way. Lure him in, beat him blind with our verbal crowbars. Lock him into a classical music discussion with Tom. Or some kinda linguistic thing between Des & the Girl. Or maybe I could just tell him stories about my dog.

It'd serve the bastard right.

Hilarym99 said...

Q, I like where your mind's at.

Billy Glad said...

Laura Ingraham maybe. I'd make sure she left with several billion less brain cells.

Billy Glad said...

Ann Coulter for sure.

Decidere said...

When you get down with the pigs... well, let's just leave that one to our little couchon.

Billy, one idea we had for a band some time ago was "Skull Fuck" - I get the idea you approve. Not sure it would get much Top 40 play.

Still, we're kind of getting into an icky aesthetic here - overall I feel more comfortable with Glory Holes, which says a lot. Sometimes it's better not to know.

quinn the eskimo said...

Still one of the greatest Onion videos ever. The "Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007." Commonly known as Skull-Fucking.

Billy Glad said...

You people are completely twisted. I had something romantic in mind.

Decidere said...

That's exactly what I was afraid of.

Miguel del Rio Jones said...

*Big smile* from the lil couchon for this post and comments. Where else on the web can I discuss skull fucking, glory holes and ocular penetration without a pass word and a monthly fee? Time for bed. *yawn*

Decidere said...

As Quinn introduces the "three pronged approach to skull-fucking". Youch!!! "No one is born a skull-fucker" - well there he goes off the rails. It is not a lifestyle choice, it is natural state of being, a gift rather than a burden, like autism, sexual proclivity, parking skills. Here's a little boy dealing with his otherly enabledness the best he can. We can only sit back and admire such strength in adversity. And while some may look down on skull fuckers, I see it as just one small step on the road to full equality for all. Even Billy Glad.