Showing posts with label Female Condoms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Female Condoms. Show all posts

Thursday, March 7, 2013

I Was Born Too Soon













A new female condom is coming on the market.

The FC2 Female Condom is made with a soft material for quieter use. Its original version failed to gain a foothold in the U.S. marketplace because it was too noisy to use, as well as too expensive.

Too noisy? Hell, why not make them even noiser, but with better sounds?

How about the Flight Of The Valkyries? Or something wet and squishy, like rubber boots slogging through the mud of a rice paddy?